Legendtalesofalegendarywarriorwhosekungfuskillswasthestaffoflegend,hetraveledtheinsearchofthefoes.
Iseeyouliketochew,maybeyoushouldchewonmydesk.
Thewarriorsaidnothingforhismouthwasfull,thenheswallowed,andthenhespoke
Enoughtalk,let’sfight
Hewassodeadlyinfactthathisenemieswillgoblindfortheoverexposuretopureawesomeness
Heissoawesome,andattractive.
Howcanwerepayyou?
Thereisnochargeforawesomenessorattractiveness.
Flew!
Itmatterednothowmanyfoeshefaced,therewerenomatchforhisfoedesity
Neverbeforehadapandabeensofeared,andsoloved.
EventhemostrollerheroesinallofChina---thefuriousfive
Bowedinrespectofthisgreatmaster
Weshallhangout!---agreed
Yeh!
Buthangingoutwouldhavetowait,becausewhenyouarefacingtenthousanddemonsofdemonmountain
Thereisonlyonethingandthat’s
Getup
You’llbelateforwork!
Po~getup!
Hi~Po,whatareyoudoingupthere?
Oh.nothing
Monkey!mantis!crane!viper!tigeress!wow~~
Po,let’sgo!You’relateforwork!
Coming~
Sorrydad~
Sorrydoesn’tmakethenoodles~
Andwhatareyoudoingupthere~allthatnoise
Oh…Nothing,just..hadacrazy
Whatabout?Whatareyoudreamingabout?
En.wasi….iwasdreamingabout..en…noodles.
Noodles?Youwerereallydreamingaboutnoodles?
Yeh…whatelsehaveIdreamedabout?
Oh,careful,thatsoupissharp!
Happyday!Mysonfinallyhadthenoodledream!
Youdon’tknowhowlongIhavebeenwaitingforthismoment!
Thisisasign,Po~
En..asignofwhat?
You,arealmostreadytobeentrustwiththesecretingredientofmysecretingredientsoup,
Andthenyou’llfulfillyourdestinyandtakeovertherestaurant!
JustasItookitoverfrommyfather,whotookitfromhisfatherwhowonit
FromagamenamedMajiang.
Dad,dad,dad…thiswasjustadream.
No,itwasjustthedream.
Wearenoodlefolkpothrunthoughourveins.
Dad,didn’tyouever…wanttodosthelse?sthbesidesnoodles?
Actually.whenIwasyoungandcrazy,Ithoughtaboutrunningawayandlearninghowtomaketofu.
Sowhydidn’tyou?
Becauseitwasastupiddream!
Canyouimaginememakingtofu?
Hahahaha……tofu……no!
Weallhaveourplaceinthisworld,mineishere,andyoursis…
Iknow…ishere.
No…it’sthetableto2,5,7and12!
Serviceswiththesmile!
Welldone!students!ifyouaretryingtodisappointme,tigeressyouneedmoreaccuracy,
Monkeyquickerspeed,cranehike,vipersubtlety,mantis…!
MasterShifu!
What?
it’smasterWugui,hewantstoseeyou.
Masterwugui,yousummonedme?IsSthwrong?
Whymuststhbewrongformetoseemyoldfriend?
So…nothingiswrong?
Well,Ididn’tsaythat.
You’resaying…
Ihaveanvision…Tailangwillreturn.
Thatisimpossible!Heisinprison!
Nothingisimpossible…
Sing!Flytoprison!Doubletheguards,doubletheweapons,doubleeverything,
Tailangdoesnotleavethatprison.
Yes!Mastershifu.
Whenoftenmeetdestinyontheroad,ittakeswhatitreallyto…
Wehavetodosth,beforehemarchonthevalley,andtakearrange…he’ll…he’ll…
Mindthiswater,myfriend
Whenitisagitated,itbecomesdifficulttosee.
Butifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbecomesclear.thedragonscroll.Itistime…
Butwho?Whoisworthytobetrustedwiththissecrettolimitthispower?
Tobecomethedragonwarrior?
Idon’tknow~
Excuseme…sorry…
Hey~~~watchyourpose~
Sorry~
Sorry!doesn’tinpurpose~
What!Master’schoosingthedragonwarrior,today!
Everyone!Everyone!Go!Gettothejadepalace!
Oneofthefiveisgoingtolgetthedragonscroll!
We’vebeenwaitingforthisforthousandsofyears!justleavethebowl!
Thisisthegreatestthinginkungfuhistory!leaveaboutit,kidsgo~
Po~whereareyougoing?
Tothejadepalace…
Don’tforgetyournoodlecar!Thewholevalleywillbethere,you’llsellnoodlestoallofthem~
Sellingnoodles?
But,dad…youknowIwasthinking…maybei…Ibecomesthingking…
Couldalsosellthebeanbundles,they’re…they’reabouttogobad…
That’smyboy!Itoldyouthatdreamwasasign!~
Yeh~gladIhadit~
Almostthere!
What?no…no…no…
Sorry~po~we’llpingyoubacksouvenir.
No,I’llpingmebacksouvenir.
Itisahistoricday,isn’tit,MasterWugui?
Yes…andIevenfeltIwillnotlivetosee~
Areyourstudentsready?---yesmasterwugui.
Youknowthis,oldfriend,whoeverIchoosewillnotonlypingpeacetothevalley,butalsotoyou~
Let’sourtournamentbegin~
Nonono~wei…I’vecome…
Hey~openthedoor~letmein~
Citizensofthevalleyplease~itismyquitehonortopresentyou…tigeress,viper,crane,monkey,mantis!
----thefuriousfive
Thefurious5?
Warriors,prepare~
Nono,pickitahole
Thethousandstonsoffire~
Wow~kookatthere!Hey~getaway!
Andfinally!mastertigeress~
Believeme!citizens!you’venotseenanythingyet~
Iknow!
Tigeress,playon!Andherplaysofgests~
Isensethedragonwarriorisamongus.
Citizensofthevalleyofthepeace!
Masterwuguiwillnowchoosethedragonwarrior!
Oh?nonono,wait
Po!whatareyoudoing!
Oh,well…mean,it’snonelikeyougoinganywhere
Wouldyouturnaround?
Sure…hey,how’s…how…getyoufind…masterchifu
Someonepokethat…butI’mgoingtofixitup…
Doyou…havesomeglue…
So,you’rethelegendarydragonwarrior~
Iguessso~
Wrong!Youarenotthedragonwarrior!you’llneverbethedragonwarrior!
Untilyouhavelearntthesecretofthedragonscroll.
So..howisthisyou?
Doyouhavealadder,trampoline…
Youthinkisthateasy…
I’mgoingtojusthandyouthesecrettothislimitlesspower?!
No…I…
Onemustfirstmasterthehighestlevelofkunfu,andthatisclearlyimpossibleifthatoneissomeonelikeyou.
Someonelikeme?
Yes!Lookatyou!
Thisfatprat
WhatSensitiveinthefattyparts…
Andthisridiculousvalley!And,outer!Disregard,forpersonalhygine…
Waitaminute…that’salongcountfor…
Don’tstandthatcloseIcansmellyourpeath…
WuguisaidthatIwas…the…
TheWushifingerhold?Fingerhold?
Oh…youknowthishold…
Developedbymasterwushiinthethirddynasty,yes!
Oh~thenYoumustknowwhathappenswhenIflexmypinky
Nonononno…
Youknowthehardestpartofthis?
Thehardestpartiscleaningthepassedbloods..
Ok…oktakeiteasy…
Nono…listen
Panda,wuguimayhavepickedyou…
ButwhenIthrewwithyou,Ipromiseyou
Iaregoingtowish,he,hadn’t!areweclear?
Yeh…weclear,clear,we’resoclear!
Good…Ican’twaittogetstart~
Let’sbegin!
Wait,wait,wait…what…
Unlessyouthinkgreatwuguiwaswrong…andyou’renotthedragonwarrior~
Ok…well
IthinkIcan’tdoall…those…moves…en…
Wow…ifwedon’ttry,weneverknow…
Yeh..it’sjust…maybewecanfindsomethingmoresuitedmylevel..
Andwhatlevelisthat
…IknowI’m…notamaster…let’sjuststartzero,levelzero
There’snosuchthingaslevelzero~
Hey~maybeIcanstartwiththat~
That?Weusethatfortrainingchildren~
Andforpropingthedooropenwhenitishot~
Butifyouinsist…
Wow~thefuriousfive~you’resomuchbiggerthanyouractionfigures~
Exceptyou~mantis,you’reaboutthesame.
Goahead,panda…showuswhatyoucando
ShallIJustwaitthemtogetbacktoworkandstart…
Hitit!
Ok…Imean,I’mjustadate…someisstilldigesting
Somykungfumaynotbeasgoodas…lateron…
Justhitit!
Whatyouget…hecannothingbutIcanstandrighthere..
Pickonmyfriends?
Getreadytofeelthethunder~
Lookatmycrazyfeet,whatwillyoudoaboutmycrazyfeet!
Comeon~I’mbluredI’mblured…you’veneverseenbear’sstyle~
He’sonlyseenplayingmantisormonkeystyle~andsnake’ssnake~
Whydidn’youhitit!
Oh…Allright~allright~
Onetryagain~alittleharder~
How’sthat?
Thathurts…
ThiswillbeeasierthanIthought~
Mytenders…
HowdiditthatIdo~
There’snowalevelzero~
There’snowords…
Nodenyingthat…
Idon’tunderstandwhatmasterwuguiwasthinking…
ThePoorguyjustgetshimselfkilled
Heissomighty…thedragonwarrior~
Felloutoftheskyandfulloffire
Whenhewalks,theverygorgeshades…
Onewouldthinkthatmasterwuguiwouldchoosesomeonewhoactuallyknowkungfu…
Yeh..Orcouldatleasttouchhistoes…orevenseehistoes
Ok…great…
Hey..hi…you’reup…
I’mnow…
Iwasjust…someday……mykungfustaff…work,youmightthinkso…
I’vehadalongandratherdisappointingday…so…yeh…i…shouldtroublygettosleepnow
Yehyehyeh…ofcourse…
Okthanks
It’justhowIessenciallybeafan…
You’retotallyamazingatthebankofweepingriver~
Irememberedthousandsofones…youdidn’tstop
Oh…sorryaboutthat…
Look!Youdon’tbelonghere.
Iknow…Iknow…you’reright…
Idon’thave…it’sjustamywhole-lifedream…
Nono…Imean…youdon’tbelong…here!Imean,inthisroom…thisismyroom
Crane’sproperty.
Oh~ok~right,right
So..yeh…youwanttogettosleep?!
Iwon’tpickyouup~wegetthingstomorrow!
You’reawesome…LastthingIwanttosay,okbyebye
Wow…
Whatwasthat?
Ididn’tsayanything~
Ok~allright~goodnight~sleepwell~
Itseemedalittleawkward…
Mastertigeress!Did’tIwakeyou!?Just…
Youdon’tbelonghere…
Yeh..yeh…ofcourse,thisisyourroom…
Imeanyoudon’tbelonginthejadepalace…
You’redisgracedkungfu…Ifyouhaveanyrespectforwhoweareandwhatwedo,you…willbegonebymorning~
Bigfan~~~
IseeyouhavefoundthesecretpeachtreeofheaventhatIknewwasthen
Isthatwasthisis…Iwassosorry…
IjustTakeitasaregularpeach…tree…
Iunderstand,youeatwhenyou’reupset.
Upset?I’mnotupset!whywhywhymakesmeupset…
Sowhyareyouupset?
Iprobablysuckedtoanyoneinthehistoryofkungfu.inthehistoryofchina,andinthehistoryofsucking…
Probably…inthefive…manyoushouldseetheytotallyhateme…
Totally?
Howcanshifuoverturnmeintothedragonwarrior?
I’m…notlikeThefive,I’vegotnoclaws,nowings,novenom…
Evenmantishasthose…things…
MaybejustIshouldjustquitandgobacktomakemynoodles.
Quit,don’tquit,noodles,don’tnoodles.
You’retooconcernedwithoutsideworldandwhatwillbe,
Thereisasaying,Yesterdayishistory,tomorrowismystery,
Buttodayisagift,Thatiswhyit’scalledthepresent(thegift)